What are you looking at? Do you find something funny with the way I’m sitting? I just have a long torso, that’s all.
Hey, can’t a guy catch a break? Eyes up here and away from the belly fluff. You caught me at an unflattering angle, I swear I don’t need to cut down on the treats.
Ok, now I’m embarrassed, I’m going to go lay down somewhere else and out of the prying eyes of the paw-parazzi!