Surely you don’t want to take your shower just yet? I know you can’t resist my fluffy belly, perhaps you would like to pause for a second and pet me before venturing past? This is a move I call “flop blocking” – if you want attention from your human, just flop over onto your back and roll back and forth and I guarantee you, instant belly rubs. They will forget what they were doing and will instead coo at how cute you are and give some nice chin scratches too. And if you’re REALLY lucky, maybe even a treat.
Tux the Dapper Gent 